christinahaappy

Death Before Dishoner

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
its-psychedelic-dreams:

http://its-psychedelic-dreams.tumblr.com/

  • Tyler: Most people think that since he sings,he's the more mature one,that he wouldn't really fuck with a bunch of dumb young niggas and shit.
  • Interviewer: Is he older than y'all?
  • Tyler: Yeah. He's the wise one. He does old nigga shit, like,eatin yogurt,and bread.
  • Domo: Yogurt ain't that old.
  • Tyler: Fine like oatmeal. The one with no flavor though.
  • Domo: Yeah that's old nigga shit.
  • Tyler: And Frank might kill me for this,but, that nigga eats Pop-Tarts with no icing
  • Everyone: Ewww
  • Domo: That shit's like a Bread-Tart
  • Tyler: It's like bread with fruit. Like that nigga put an apple with bread and ate it.
  • Domo: Where does he find that. He orders that shit off the internet.

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via joenlaw)

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

(via joenlaw)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via joenlaw)

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

(Source: hideiwa, via cdub2012)